Curse

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 14, 2006, 02:07 AM // 02:07

whos a wammo

*uses triple fart nuke bomb*
*sips contaminated beer*

Knido · Sep 14, 2006, 02:13 AM // 02:13

sets fart on fire

now i have a burned beer and no eyebrows!

/cheer

BenO_Under · Sep 14, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03

*bites fingernails*
Mmmm... taste like candy.
*drinks beer*

PrismOfRedLight · Sep 14, 2006, 05:06 AM // 05:06

*sheers bens eyes out*
*throws ben into the arena*
*grab two chainsaws one for each hand*(thats right ive got skillz)
*saws off bens arms and legs*
*rips bens heart out while its still beating and crushes it*
*laughs at bens lifeless body*
*eats bartender*
*gets lots of free beer and give it to everyone except ben*
*drinks free beer*

metalicagrl · Sep 14, 2006, 05:09 AM // 05:09

OMG.....ur an ass red.

and u do what i do....but some how make it bad, or mean in some way!
leave crunchbite alone!

Doomlord_Slayermann · Sep 14, 2006, 05:30 AM // 05:30

Pokes metalicagrl.
Tag! You're it!
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Sep 14, 2006, 05:34 AM // 05:34

???? tag! tag's fun!

*chases after doomlord*
*stops to sip beer*
*chase after doomlord*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 06:52 AM // 06:52

yay for weekends!
*drinks beer*
*drinks more beer*
*drinks even more beer*
*HIC*

Cebe · Sep 14, 2006, 07:22 AM // 07:22

*Strolls in bar with 2 wammos in tow*

"Evenin' Lads...Look what I've found!"

*Hangs one wammo up like a pinyada*

*Hands our beating sticks*

*Places the other wammo on his side*

"Anyone for 'Spin the Wammo'?"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

"Hey bacon!"

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 08:22 AM // 08:22

sup ho!

*drinks beer*

hmmm ... looks like you didn't feed them much, they're all scrawny!

*throws salted peanuts at wammos*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 14, 2006, 08:30 AM // 08:30

*Tethers wammo to bacon's seat*

"Bonza!"

"That's a pet for you..."

"Bacon's Wammo is using Mending!"

"Awww....he likes you!"

*Drinks Irn bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32

*feeds pet some chicken*

there ya go, lil one.
eat up.

*pats pet*

NO WAMMO, THAT'S A BAD WAMMO!! >.<

hehehe scared ya.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 14, 2006, 08:36 AM // 08:36

"Where did you get that chicken from? I want some!"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Pats wammo*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 08:42 AM // 08:42

the chicken? oh, from that magic vending machine in the corner. you get random shit from it, but i got some chicken few days ago. it's probably off by now and not fit for human consumption, so that's why i gave it to the wammo.

*pats pet*

gooooooood wammo.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Sep 14, 2006, 08:51 AM // 08:51

*inserts coin into vending machine*

*puts hand inside to grab prize*

*pulls out a ball of string*

*Gives ball of string to wammo*

"Bacon's Wammo is using Mending"

"It's ok little one, no need to be frightened"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54

*backhands pet*
silly wammo.
hey beaver, while you're up, get me something from that vending machine, will ya!
*tosses a coin at beaver*
*drinks beer*
*hic*

Cebe · Sep 14, 2006, 09:10 AM // 09:10

*Inserts Coin*

*puts hand into vending machine to grab prize*

*Pulls out a fire engine*

*drives fire engine across to bacon*

"Here you go mate"

*Drinks Irn Bru*

*Hic*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 09:12 AM // 09:12

umm ... thanks.
just what i needed.
oh goddamit dude, you drove over my pet.
good thing he had mending on, i think he'll survive.
*drinks beer*
*hic*

AquilaI · Sep 14, 2006, 10:34 AM // 10:34

Whistling western music plays & The Great Golden Wammo Comes In the Door

*trips up & falls flat on face*

*doesnt move*

extra bacon · Sep 14, 2006, 10:35 AM // 10:35

*throws a salted peanut at aquila*

i don't think it's alive.

fire up the barbeque!

*drinks beer*